Welcome to Wiqipedia, the free encyclopedia that no one can edit.
This encyclopedia addresses the issues with the editable one that any cunt, dimwit or twat can troll legitimate articles. It also goes against facts where facts conflict with politically correct. Finally, political lobbies and biased activists have an infamous history of blocking certain pages that they deem their own property in terms of "truth" version.
This encyclopedia will barely focus on articles that we deem genuinely misrepresented in most sites across the internet. We will follow the same guidelines that made other encyclopedias a haven of mostly precise and valuable free information, namely citing serious sources and elaborating our articles as precisely as we can. This is a work in progress.
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